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前台小姐的超强英语。

来了个老外进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“hello.”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
老外:........
武功再高,也怕菜刀
看了英语就头疼
从头再来
还真的强
这可能就是中国人学英语喜欢走的一个极端把
中文式的英语
太死板了
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需要去痘痘、美白、排毒养颜、减肥、抗辐射者找我
我看了师父就头疼.``
一个人一座一生

不错
符合汉语句式
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